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Responding to Bart's prank call: "You little S.O.B.!
Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your
throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"
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| Moe (moe's Tavern) |
Occupation:
Surly, two-faced owner of Moe's Tavern.
Cocktail mixing skills: Virtually nonexistent.
Knowledge of how to treat women: Virtually
nonexistent.
Cost of a "Flaming Moe" drink:
$6.95.
Typical Quote: "When I get ahold
of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with
your brains."
Extracurricular:
*Stole Homer's idea of igniting a drink and renamed it "Flaming Moe".
* Hired Aerosmith to do a gig at his bar.
* Lost tons of business after Homer revealed secret ingredient of drink
to be cough syrup.
* Tried to "move in " on Marge after she kicked Homer out of the
house.
* Taught "Funk Dancing for self-Defense" class at the Adult Education
Annex.
* Suspected for shooting Mr. Burns.
* Turned bar into "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag" restaurant. Motto:
If Moe's not smiling when the check comes, the meal is on the house.
* Member of the bowling team "The Pin Pals".
* Disguised bar as "Moe's Pet Shop" when Springfield enforced
an old prohibition law.
* After he got a new girlfriend and maxed out his credit cards, had Homer
steal his car for the insurance money.
Typical quote: "Listen to me, you;
when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants,
so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your
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Welcome to Moe's!! Tuesday is all-you-can eat pickled
eggs night. Kick back and have a Duff on the house! Enjoy your visit
Characters
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