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Lionel Hutz
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Profession:
Lawyer (or, according to him, 'Law-talkin guy').
Address: Known to reside at the YMCA.
Music to his ears: Ambulance sirens.
Baby-sitting fee: For an evening, the
going rate is $8 and two popsicles from the fridge.
Habits: Rummages through people's garbage.
Alias: Miguel Sanchez.
Office: "I Can't Believe it's a
Law Firm" located in Springfield Mall.
Resume:
* Represented Bart , who was hit by a car.
* Represented Homer against the Frying Dutchman after the restaurant threw
Homer out during an "All you can eat" dinner.
* Defended Marge when she is accused of shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart.
* Defended Homer when he sold his soul to the devil because someone ate
the last of the "forbidden donut".
* Was hired by the Simpsons to regain custody of Bart, who became Burns'
heir.
* Represented Bart (who choked on a jagged metal "O") in a suit
against Krusty-O cereal .
* Represented Chester J. Lampwick, the guy who claims to be the real inventor
of Itchy & Scratchy.
Extra curricular:
* Records over videotaped wills to include a part of the inheritance to
himself.
* Played "Mitch" in the Springfield musical "Oh! Streetcar!"
* Worked as Milhouse's "New agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer,
and drug-dealer-keeper-awayer" while Milhouse was playing the lead
role in the new "Radioactive Man" movie. |
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