| Krusty the Clown |
Medical
history: Had a near fatal heart attack in 1986; had triple bypass
surgery , pacemaker recipient, once went in for plastic surgery to change
his identity and ended up with a boob job.
Krusty Burger: The official meat-flavored
sandwich of the 1984 Olympics.
Physical traits: Small feet.
Extra curricular:
* Was framed by Sideshow Bob for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart.
* Was disowned by his father for not carrying out the Jewish family tradition.
* Reunited with father, who finally accepted his career as an clown.
* Organized an all star celebrity recording for Timmy O'Toole, the boy stuck
in a Springfield well.
* Runs run-down camp, Kamp Krusty (which is built on an ancient Indian burial
ground).
* Collects money door to door for the "Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns".
* Hosted Little Miss Springfield Pageant.
* Faced show almost being canceled due to booming ratings of "The Gabbo
Show".
* Opened a clown college.
* Staged a press conference to defend himself against charges that his products
are unsafe, his theme park is a death trap, and that he's marketing videos
of Tonya Harding's wedding night.
* Broadcasted his show from a civil defense shack when Sideshow Bob threatens
to denote a nuclear bomb unless tv is abolished in Springfield.
* Was exposed as one of the biggest tax cheats in history.
* Had "itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" on his program for
a brief stint.
* Charges $500 just for saying "Hey! Hey!". |
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