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Hans Moleman
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Identity:
The Springfield resident who is young, but looks and acts very old.
Age: 33.
Drives: AMC Gremlin.
Luckiest day: When Selma renewed his driver's
license (during one of her happy moments when she was in love with Troy
McClure) even though he's almost blind and can't see past the steering wheel.
Extra curricular:
* Went on a date with Selma Bouvier.
* Dumped by Selma because she thought he was too ugly to father her children.
* Taught class at the Adult Education Annex: How to Eat an Orange.
* His film, "Man Getting Hit by Football" was featured in the
Springfield Film Festival. (In it, Hans gets hit by a football in the groin
and instantly collapses).
* Runs a hot dog cart, which was kicked over by Fat Tony and Louie, in their
attempt to promote Marge's pretzel business.
* Auditioned for the voice of Poochie.
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