Occupation: Fourth grade teacher
at Springfield Elementary.
Marital status: Divorced.
Past love interests: Tried to
pick up Homer and the drummer from Aerosmith at Moe's Bar.
Present love interest: Seymour
Skinner.
Name of pen used for grading tests:
"Old Red".
Loves: Dramatic book report readings.
Hates: Yo-yos.
Favorite educational filmstrip:
"Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What" © 1971.
Extracurricular:
* Submitted a personal ad to a magazine, hoping to find Mr. Right.
* Thought she finally found her true love when "Woodrow"
(AKA Bart Simpson) responded to her ad.
* Was heartbroken when stood up by "Woodrow".
* Organized a teacher's strike.
* Member of "The Investorettes", invested in "Fleet-A-Pita",
a traveling sandwich-mobile.
A typical parent/teacher conference with
Marge Simpson:
"Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing
a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills
with Tic-Tacs..."
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