Full
name: Seymour Skinner.
Nickname: "Spanky".
Occupation: Principal of Springfield
Elementary School.
Hobby: Watches for comets each morning
at 4:30am in the schoolyard.
Extracurricular:
* Deports Bart to France for flushing a cherry bomb.
* Enlisted Bart as hall monitor.
* Got pelted in the butt with a giant tomato (Lisa's science project).
* Locked Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney, Nelson, and Bart in the school's basement
(and forgot about them) to prepare for Superintendent Chalmers' visit.
* Member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet.
* Is fired after Willie and Santa's Little Helper get stuck in the vents
and have to be rescued by the fire department.
* Sentenced students to detention and had Lunchlady Dorris serve them
for lunch.
* Member of The Stonecutters.
* Caused teachers to strike by cutting back funding for school supplies,
cafeteria food, and instructors' salaries.
* Suspected of shooting Mr. Burns.
* Implemented student uniforms.
* Investigated who stole the "H" emblem off of the superintendent's
Honda.
* Caught in passionate embrace with Ms. Krabappel in the janitor's closet.
* Faced ultimatum of ending affair with Ms. Krabappel or dismissal.
* Locked himself on top of the school with Edna o demand town's respect.
* Played "Skinny Boy", a New Orleans detective working with
Chief Wiggum, P.I.
|