Employment: DMV clerk with sister Patty.

Nickname given by Homer: Other half of the "Gruesome twosome".

Pet: An iguana named "Jub-Jub".

Favorite TV show: McGyver.

Hair: Gray, frizzed-out, chin-length bob with a part in the middle.

Married and divorced: Sideshow Bob and Troy McClure (and almost Apu).

Quirks: Wears too small, unflattering dresses when going out on dates.

Worst memory: Taking Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens.

Extracurricular:
* Dated Barney Gumbell out of desperation.
* Had prison pen pal (Sideshow Bob).
* Married Sideshow Bob but quickly divorces upon discovering he tried to kill her for her money.
* Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
* Saved Homer from financial ruin.
* Dated and married Troy McClure.
* Divorced Troy McClure after discovering that he used her to stamp out any rumors of his bizarre personal life and boost his acting career.
* Visited a sperm bank.

Employment: DMV clerk with sister Selma.

Nickname given by Homer: Second half of the "Gruesome Twosome".

Quirks: Hates to be touched.

Loves: McGuyver.

Hates: Homer.

Wishes: Marge would've married Artie Ziff instead of Homer Simpson.

Quote: "Richard Dean Anderson will be in my dreams tonight!"

Extracurricular:
* Dated Principal Skinner.
* Refused Skinner's marriage proposal to save relationship with her sister.
* Loves to have her feet rubbed.
* Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
* Saved Homer from financial ruin.