| Nelson Muntz |
Identity:
Springfiled Elementary bully.
First Girlfriend: Lisa Simpson.
Hidden talent: Strumming the guitar
and writing songs about decaptited teachers.
Hobbies: Soccer and box car racing.
Favorite pasttimes: Shooting things
with a BB gun, hurling rancid cole slaw at Principal Skinner's house, beating
up Bart, stealing baked potatoes from the food court at the mall, shoplifting
from Ned Flanders' "Leftorium" at the Springfiled Mall, and stealing
the Honda emblem from Superintendent Chalmers' car.
Culinary Skills: Flipping a carrot on
a frying pan.
Shame: Failed audition for "Fallout
Boy" in the Radioactive Man movie (lost to Milhouse).
Most embarrassing moment: Being laughed
at while being forced to parade down the street with pants pulled down to
ankles.
Friends: Jimbo Jones and Kearney.
Catch Phrase: "Haw! Haw!" |
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