| Ned Flanders |
Identity:
Homer's "perfect" neighbor.
Occupation: Owner of "The Leftorium"
at Springfield Mall.
Former occupation: Pharmacist.
Salary: Once revealed that he makes
$27 more a week than Homer does.
Pet Peeve: Maude underlining passages
in his bible instead of hers.
Parents: Beatnicks who didn't believe
in discipline at any time.
Childhood: Past therapy has taught him
to surpress his anger rather than use it constructively.
Most shameful moment: Attends
AA meetings because he once had one blackberry Schnopps and called Ann Landers
an "old biddy".
Catch phrases: "Hidilly-ho!",
"Okilly-dokilly", "Absatively posilutely".
Extracurricular:
* Encouraged son Todd to beat Bart at Miniature golf.
* Lost a bet with Homer and mowed lawn in wife's best Sunday dress.
* Quit job as a pharmacist to open "The Leftorium", a store that
sells items for left-handed people.
* Participated in Reverend Lovejoy's marriage workshop at Catfish Lake.
* Saved Homer from his burning house.
* Led the Junior Campers on a whitewater rafting trip and gets them lost.
* Got pulled over and falsely arrested for DUI in front of church bus.
* Was Homer's best friend (for one episode).
* Filled in as principal at Springfield Elementary when Skinner was temporarily
dismissed.
* Suspected of murder after Bart sees him digging a grave in his backyard.
* Became a zombie.
* Invited Simpsons (and everyone else) to join Flanders' family in their
bomb shelter when a comet was expected to touch down.
* Was foster parent to Simpsons kids when they were taken away because of
"neglect".
* Tried to baptize Simpson kids in Springfield River.
* Had nervous breakdown after house was destroyed by hurricane.
* Committed himself to a nut house. |
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