| Marge Simpson |
Age:
34.
Former jobs: French tutor in
high school, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, strikebreaking
teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, and proprietor
of pretzel franchise.
Specialties: Marshmallow squares,
mounds of jello.
Criminal record: Convicted of
shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart
Hair Dye: Blue #56.
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones.
Childhood Crush: Bobby Sherman.
Admirers: Moe, Mr. Burns.
Fantasizes about: Lee Majors, Jack Nicholas,
and Fabio-type romance novel heroes.
Fears: Flying.
Has painted portraits of: Ringo Starr,
Mr. Burns, and Homer.
Extracurricular:
* Led protest against cartoon violence.
* Organized town-wideboycott of "Itchy & Scratchy".
* Considered having an affair with a French bowler (Jaques).
* Took painting classes. Won first prize at Springfield Art Exhibition for
"Bald Adonis", her portrait of Homer.
* Painted a portrait of Mr. Burns in the buff.
* Landed lead role of "Blanche" in Springfield Community Center's
version of "Oh! Streetcar!".
* Met idol Tom Jones.
* Had a nervous breakdown and recuperated at Rancho Relaxo.
*Conquered fear of flying.
* Developed gambling addiction.
* Pretended to be married to Apu (so Apu could get out of an arranged marriage).
Typical quote: "Now let's all forget
our troubles with a nice, big, bowl of strawberry ice cream!" |
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