Crushes: Several actors names Corey,
A substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson Muntz.
Admirers: Ralph Wiggum, Milhouse Van
Houghten.
Hidden talent: Picking winning teams
from football bets.
Top of Christmas list every year:
A pony.
Mentor: The late "Bleeding Gums"
Murphy.
Rival: Allison Taylor.
First word: "Bart".
Favorite songs: "Broken Neck Blues"
and "St. Elmo's Fire".
Catch phrase: "If anyone needs
me, I'll be in my room."
Extracurricular:
* Learned how to express her sadness on the sax by Bleeding Gums Murphy.
* Helped prove Krusty's innocence in a Kwik-E-Mart burglary.
* Helped capture the babysitter bandit.
* Makes killer dioramas.
* Protested Homer's stealing cable and wins battle.
* Won regional "Reading Digest" essay contest, but lost in the
National competition in Washington D.C. after losing faith in the government.
* Finally gets a pony, but gives it up after learning that Homer has to
work graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay for it.
* Crowned "Little Miss Springfield" but gives up title after being
forced to be spokesperson for a tobacco company.
* Created "Lisa Lionheart" talking doll after disgusted by the
talking "Malibu Stacey's" sexist choice of phrases.
* Made "first real friend" at the beach.
* Disproved Jebediah Springfield was a pirate.
* Was first female cadet at Ramelwood Military Academy.
* Took a bus downtown to the Isis Exhibit at the museum without permission
and got lost.
* as concerned that her intelligence would dimish on account of the "Simpson
gene".
"It seems every week something odd
happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional
smart-aleck quip, and by next week we'll be ready for another wacky
adventure."
