Identity: Abraham Simpson
Children: Homer and long lost
son, Herb (a result of a one night stand at the carnival).
Residence: Springfield Retirement
Castle.
Attire: Bolo tie and bedroom slippers.
Prescriptions: Two red pills for
back spasms and a yellow one for arrhythmia.
An expert on: Complaining, finding
fault with everything, telling stories that go nowhere.
Favorite Shop: Herman's Military
Antiques.
Favorite past-time: Napping.
Past Girlfriends: The late Bea
Simmons, Ms. Bouvier (Marge's widowed mother), and the oldest woman
in the world, who was in the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing
a 15 pound beard of bees.
Baby-sits: Only when Marge can't
find anyone else.
Extra curricular:
* Received a big inheritance from let girlfriend, Bea Simmons. Decided
to use the money to renovate the Springfield retirement Castle.
* Gave up the house he won from a crooked 50's game show as a down
payment for Homer's house on Evergreen Terrace.
* Worked at Krusty Burger (for a short short while).
* Won an award for the Itchy and Scratchy episode called "Little
Barbershop of Horrors", which was penned by Bart and Lisa.
* Caught the Springfield Cat Burglar.
* Concocted a home remedy that would puts the spark back into relationships,
guaranteed. (This remedy was mixed up in his bathtub!)
* Suspected of shooting Mr. Burns. Motive: Mr. Burns destroyed a room
at the Springfield Retirement Castle. |
