Occupation: Springfield's biggest
"quack".
Office location: The Springfield
Mall, Just a few doors down from Attorney Lionel Hutz's office, "I
Can't Believe it's a Law Firm".
Phone Number: 1-800-DOCTORB (The
"B" is for "bargain").
Continuing Education: To brush up on a coronary bypass
operation procedure, he rents an instructional video, but the main
part is taped over. Lisa guides him through the surgery.
Cost of any operation: $129.95.
Extra curricular:
* Examined Bart after he got hit by a car.
* Removed Bart's appendix after he ingested a jagged metal "Krusty-O"
.
* Advised Homer how to gain the necessary 60 pounds to qualify as
disabled in order to work at home.
Dr. Nick Faces the Medical Review Board:
Dr. Nick:
Hi Everybody!
The Board: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Board Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received
a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most
troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from
a seafood restaurant...
Dr. Nick: But I cleaned them with my napkin!
Board chairman: ...misuse of cadavers...
Dr. Nick: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane!
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