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Identity: Owner of the Springfield
Nuclear Power Plant. Most powerful man in Springfield.
Alias: Mr. Snrub.
Age: 104.
Crush: Marge Simpson.
Admirer: Waylon Smithers.
Shame: Is physically weaker
then an infant.
Extra curricular:
• Failed to give employees Christmas bonus December '89 (causing
Homer to get a second job as a department store Santa).
• Fired Homer for repeated safety violations.
• Hired Homer as safety supervisor.
• Hosted company picnic.
• Ran for governor but lost.
• Hosted "Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses, and No More
Than Three Children Night" at the local minor league baseball
stadium.
• Accidentally hit Bart with his car.
• Commissioned Marge to paint his portrait.
• Diagnosed with Hypothermia.
• Felt more alive than ever after receiving Bart's blood through
a transfusion.
• Once detained and labeled Homer "troublemaker"
for wearing a pink shirt.
• Bought a roadster from Flanders' Leftorium shop.
• Tried to create the perfect employee using Homer's brain
in a robot body.
• Made million dollar bet that his plant baseball team, The
Isotopes, would beat Shelbyville's team.
• Used Santa's Little Helper as a guard dog.
• Gave Homer $2000 and the "First Annual Montgomery Burns
Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"
out of fear of getting sued when a physical exam reveals that Homer
may be sterile.
• Caught dumping highly toxic waste in the park and is fined
$3 million.
• Removed dental plan from employee benefits package and offered
free beer in return.
• Got Homer accepted into Springfield University.
• Searched for an heir to inherit his vast fortune.
• Proposed to Ms. Bouvier, Marge's mom.
• Was left at the altar after kicking Bart for dropping the
wedding ring.
• Member #29 of The Stonecutters.
• Tried to steal Santa's Little Helper's puppies to make a
tuxedo.
• Was shot by Maggie Simpson.
• Allowed 315 lb Homer to work at home on disability.
• Paid for liposuction so Homer could return to him normal
weight.
• Member of the Pin Pals bowling team.
• Once hallucinated that Homer was the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
• Member of the Flying Hellfish.
• Found long-lost son, Larry.
• Mistaken for an alien after wandering disoriented through
the woods after appearance-altering longevity treatments.
• Held a survival retreat for employees in the mountains to
create teamwork among his workers.
• Learned that he is not worth as much money as he thinks he
is.
• Invested in archaic companies and lost everything he had.
• Moved in with Smithers.
• Regained fortune by "recycling" aquatic life into
an all-purpose goo.
• Bought back the power plant.
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