Identity: Barfly at Moe's.
Best Friends: Homer, Moe, and Duff.
Expert on: Belching, the sting of mace.
Source of Income: Donates frequently at Springfield
Sperm Bank.
Entire contents of fridge: An open can of Duff.
Habits: Eats raw cookie dough from the tube while
watching TV.
Extra curricular:
• Worked as a shopping mall santa.
• Went on a date with Selma Bouvier.
• Bought a snow plow and started "Plow King" business.
• Got stuck in an avalanche while plowing the forbidden "Widow's
Peak". * Member of the "Be Sharps".
• Member of "The Stonecutters".
• Tried out for a NASA space mission but was beat out by Homer.
• Entered the film "Pukahontas", a sensitive documentary
about his alcoholism, in the Springfield Film Festival.
• Suspected of shooting Mr. Burns (motive: Mr. Burns once temporarily
shut down Moe's).
• Lost Homer's car in New York City. |
