Full Name: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Occupation: Operator of the Kwik-E-Mart.
Country of Origin: India.
Education: Indian Institute of
Technology in Calcutta.
Volunteer work: Chief of the Springfield
Fire Department.
Diet: Vegetarian;
no meat or dairy products of any kind.
Worst memory: Thought he was a
hummingbird after working straight for 96 hours.
When no one is looking: changes
expiration dates on dairy products, drops hot dogs on the floor and
sells them anyways, lowers prices on expired meat instead of throwing
it out.
Catch phrase: "Thank you!
Come again!"
Extra curricular:
• Busted Marge for shoplifting.
• Has wife through an arranged marriage.
• Enrolled in screen writing class at Springfield Community
College and wrote, "Get Your Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey",
the story about a young idealistic Hindu, pushed too far by convenience
store bandits.
• Hired Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart.
• Played "Paperboy" in Springfield Community Center's
version of "Oh! Streetcar!"
• Was member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet.
• Sold an all sugar super squishy to Bart and Milhouse.
• Gets fired after selling spoiled food (which sends Homer
to hospital twice).
• Made trek with Homer to Kwik-E-Mart's corporate headquarters
in India to get his job back.
• Member of The Stonecutters.
• Friends with fellow vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney.
Quote: "For the next five minutes, I'm going to party
like it's on sale for $19.99."
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